We have been asked to keep this to ourselves as it is rather sensitive ....

Filthy Smith have been asked to play at the Royal Wedding on the 29 April 2011. The boys are honoured and delighted to have been asked to play at the celebration of such a wonderful event, that will bring the country together and fill individuals and communities with a sense of national pride and wellbeing.

The happy couple and their friends and families will witness some of the finest entertainment available and Filthy Smith will add their certain 'something' in a barn in Fiskerton well away from the main event in London.

A spokesman for the Palace said:-

" Neither William or Kate have ever heard of Filthy Smith and would never have such a band at their wedding. If you dont get off the line i will call the police"

A spokesman for Filthy Smith said:-

We hope to be playing at the celebration of Wills and Kate's Wedding, we are confident that the PA and Spanners unique approach of more volume more gain will enable the music (sic) of Filthy Smith to be heard in London. If not the population of Fiskerton and the surrounding villages will have a damn good time.

Local villagers are being advised to tape up windows in a 1940s sty-lee to minimise and damage.

More details to Follow